{"product_id":"written-off-3-in-1-tactical-pen","title":"Written Off 3-in-1 Tactical Pen","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt writes. It breaks glass. It's the last thing anyone expects.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe Written Off looks exactly like a pen — because it is one. But twist it the right way and you've got a diamond-tipped glass breaker, a DNA collection tip, and an ergonomic striking grip that turns a defensive move into something that lands. Discreet enough for a boardroom, useful enough for a parking garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFully functional pen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— no one knows what else it does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiamond-tipped glass breaker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— breaks tempered glass in an emergency escape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDNA collection tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— captures evidence on contact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eErgonomic force multiplier grip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— makes any defensive strike more effective\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCompact and lightweight for everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Damsel in Defense","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":42493033939026,"sku":"06-0034-002","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/4378\/0434\/files\/Damsel80.webp?v=1783620873","url":"https:\/\/toughdamsel.com\/products\/written-off-3-in-1-tactical-pen","provider":"Tough Damsel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}